Why do people say it’s 9 months of pregnancy? Isn’t 40 weeks 10 months?
I accidentally brought Sarah’s sweater with me to Brazil. my sweater’s zipper broke, so I wore it on the plane.
Flight attendant: “Would you like anything to drink, mam.”
I turn around.
Flight attendant: “Pardon me, sir.”
Humans can only use 10% of their belly buttons. Imagine if we learned to use 100% of our belly buttons. We’d be unstoppable. #truefactoids